Heidi Montag’s Mammary Massage

As if she needed more attention, Heidi Montag has declared that she loves to give herself breast massages.

And according to her Twitter page, the “Hills” babe is rubbing herself down in order to keep her fake boobs supple.

Heidi tweeted, "Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft."

Montag even offered advice for would-be plastic surgery goers- "Warning: to anyone who is thinking about getting their ears pinned. I learned after the fact it is the most painful surgery a person can get."

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